As read by Stephanie Chow and Grant Chang
Calvin: What's it like to fall in love?
Hobbes: Well... say the object of your affection walks by...
Calvin: Yeah?
Hobbes: First, your heart falls into your stomach and splashes
your innards. All the moisture makes you sweat profusely. This
condensation shorts the circuits to your brain and you get all woozy.
When your brain burns out altogether, your mouth disengages and you
babble like a cretin until she leaves.
Calvin: THAT'S LOVE?!?
Hobbes: Medically speaking.
Calvin: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!
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